Miu Eww!

What's up with Miu Miu anyway? It's just horrible to see so much ugly stuff on display! Take a look..

First up, we have the Nappa Leather Patchwork Tote that has double handles and ruching at the top. I don't know really. The first time I saw it, I thought it looked like those wooden chalets I stay in when I go on a beach holiday. I think the color had to play in it. It's horrible.

Miu Miu Nappa Leather Patchwork Tote

Secondly, we have the Oversized Tote - also in Nappa Leather - except that it's without the patchwork. Thank God it doesn't have the patchwork. Seriously, I think patchwork is not their department. Unfortunately, the color is SO WRONG and doesn't the ruching at the top remind you of those elastic hairbands you use when you want to keep your hair up when you're washing your face? Goodness gracious!

Miu Miu Oversize Nappa Leather Tote

Nappa Leather Tote - oversized - also with top handles - with detachable straps. (Yawns.. Notice how the description is getting shorter with each bag? Well, it's because I'm actually getting tired of blogging these stuff. They're ugly beyond description!) Sorry..

Miu Miu Oversized Leather Tote

Another Nappa Leather piece. But this is a drawstring bag. Less bad, but not good!

Miu Miu Nappa Leather Drawstring Bag

Well, this one's a lil different. It's made of soft patent leather (I love patent leather but this one's SO WRONG). Would you agree if I said it looked quite like the Squichy from LV? If you've not seen the Squichy, take a look at it here. Anyway, back to the Miu Eww bag. It's a soft patent leather frame bag with HUGE, i repeat, HUGE braided handles which makes the bag disproportionate - at least I think so - no, I take that back.. I know so!

Miu Miu Patent Leather Frame Bag

See what I mean? I wonder who buys stuff like this. They're all between $700 but less than $1,000 per piece! However, I'll do their brand justice and recommend one of their bags which I'd lug around..

Miu Miu Calf Leather Satchel in White

Miu Miu Calf Leather Satchel in Sughero

The Miu Miu Calf Leather Satchel comes with double handles, gold hardware, detachable shoulder straps and bow details on both sides. The satchel is priced at $995.00 per piece and can be found at Saks Fifth Avenue as with the "Miu Ewws".